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Willie: What's that?
Principal Skinner: We didn't want to leave you out of the digital revolution. Willie, meet your new supervisor.
Willie: I have to take orders from a machine?
Principal Skinner: Oh it can't speak, but should it ever learn, yes.

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Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.

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Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.

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Ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.

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Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.

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Teens? In Willie's hidey-hole? I'll mop up your blood from the inside!

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Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring those kids back dead or alive!
Skinner: Not DEAD!
Groundskeeper Willie: Aw, you never let Willie be Willie!

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You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!

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Lisa: Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
Groundskeeper Willie: From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.

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Principal Skinner: Willie, go into the vent and get him.
Groundskeeper Willie: What!? Have ye gone waxy in yer beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin' mint-muncher!
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooh. Good comeback.

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Groundskeeper Willie: (Speaking into a microphone) If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!
(A man whispers something into his ear.)
Groundskeeper Willie: I know it's on!

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You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

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Principle Skinner: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
Principle Skinner: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
Principle Skinner: Yes, well... Get started.

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“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.'
Homer Simpson”
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“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.'
Homer Simpson”
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“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!'
Homer Simpson”
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“Did you hear something?'
'No.'
'Did I hear something?'
'...I don't know...”
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“Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.'
--Leonard Nimoy”
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“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.'
--Reverend Lovejoy”
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“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”
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“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!'
(Homer Simpson)”
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“Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.'
--Mr. Burns”
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“You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people did before you.”
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“Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers!
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.”
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“This special was followed one month later by “Bart the Genius.” This was the first genuine episode of The Simpsons , inasmuch as it premiered the famous trademark opening sequence and included the debut of Bart’s notorious catchphrase “Eat my shorts.” Most noteworthy of all, “Bart the Genius” contains a serious dose of mathematics. In many ways, this episode set the tone for what was to follow over the next two decades, namely a relentless series of numerical references and nods to geometry that would earn The Simpsons a special place in the hearts of mathematicians.”
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“meantime, here is a list of degrees for five of the nerdiest writers: J. STEWART BURNS BS Mathematics, Harvard University MS Mathematics, UC Berkeley DAVID S. COHEN BS Physics, Harvard University MS Computer Science, UC Berkeley AL JEAN BS Mathematics, Harvard University KEN KEELER BS Applied Mathematics, Harvard University PhD Applied Mathematics, Harvard University JEFF WESTBROOK BS Physics, Harvard University PhD Computer Science, Princeton University”
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